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<description>#BEEEEEEEP# tere liye kya adventure club khol rakha hai maine? Bachpan mein jab vo jhoole waala ghar ke bahar aata hoga, toh baaki bacho se ek round zyada leke tujhe lagta hai ki tune koi adventure kari hai!!!! #BEEEEEEP# fool.
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<description> Ghar pe ye bolke aaya hai na ki mummy rock climbing , river rafting, bon-fire ka trip hai. Facebook pe picture lagaunga aur title rakhoonga "mah roadies trip". Daffa ho jaa yaha se isse pehle ki main tera yaha pe "mah most embarrassing moment" na bana doo.</description>
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<description>Yahaan famous banne aaye ho naa?? Abbe dhakkan is baar show pe ek hee cheez famous hogi; tumhaari #BEEEEP#.Show par task hoga ki kiski sabse zyada #BEEEEP# lagti hai. Ready for the task, idiot!!!</description>
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<description>Abbe #BEEEEP# facebook ki duniya se bahar nikalo aur asli duniya mein aa jao; agar Roadies banna chahte hoo to!!!!!</description>
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<description>Yaar this is awesome! Pehle roadies mein select ho. Phir show pe gandh phailao, famous ho jao, aur phir kahi saas bahu waale tv serial mien role pakka! Tujhe hum #BEEEEP# lagte hai! Main apne bhai bhatijo ko hee bula leta hoo roadies par.Unka career bhi ban jayega. You think I am some bloody #BEEEEEP#</description>
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<description>Kyo bey? Is this show for you #BEEEEEP# romeo's. Ya toh tu mujhe #BEEEEP# samajhta hai ya khud bohat bada wala hai!!!!! Rahul ka swayamvar ke auditions baaju wali building mein chal rahe hai. Go there. Yaha mera bheja mat kha.</description>
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<description>Yes. Tujhe aate dekh mujhe mera aaj ka naashta aata dikh gaya tha. You #BEEEEEEP#, #BEEEEEP#, #BEEEEEP#, #BEEEEEP# and #BEEEEEP#.

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<description> So this how you plan to prove yourself. By taking silly quizes on Facebook. Way to go man!!! You silly #BEEEEEP#.

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<description>Tujhe dekh ke bandar sharmaa jaye. Tujhe se tution class lagwaye aur training le ki bandar kaise bante hai. Saale #BEEEEP# tujhe to discovery channel pe hona chahiya tha.</description>
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<description>Saale #BEEEEP# tujhe to Facebook pe bhi allow nahi karna chahiye. Jaa beta jaake Orkut pe profile bana.</description>

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<description> Tu jaa ke Farmville khel. Tu uspe sabzi ugane ke hi layak hai. Roadies tere bas ka nahi.</description>
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<description>Abe pathjhar mien udte sukhe pate tujhse to Karizma hi nahi sambhle gi. Tujhe to ladkiya hi chaba ke fenk dengi.</description>

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<description>Saale #BEEEEP# tu to itna gira hua insaam hai ki tujhe bhagwaan bhi nahi utha raha hai is duniya se.Attention ke liye cheenkh rahi hai teri personality.</description>
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<description>Your bloody idea of adventure is Caromboard. You jerk. Teri mental age 4 saal hai.</description>
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<description>Tu itna fake hai ki Rakhi Sawant bhi tere aage sachai ki murati lagti hai.</description>
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<description>Auditions pe yeh soch ke aaya tha ki Raghu uncle choclate dienge. Beta Raghu uncle choclate nahi dete #BEEEEP# dete hain.</description>
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<description>I have a good news, bad news and worse news for you. Good - I am sorry for you. Bad - This is not a good thing. Worse - Your a looser.</description>
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<description>Agar mien tere school mien hota tu roz tera tiffin kha jate. Aur jab to puch ta kyun khaya? Tu thapad mar ke bolta : #BEEEEP# bhuk lagi thi.</description>
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<description>Roadies pe adventure dekhna chahta hai to ghar pe beth ke TV pe dekh. Roadies tere liye nahi hai bache</description>
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<description>Saale tu itna bada bore hai ki log tujhe sun kar mar jaate hain.Tu bolta hi kyun hai?</description>
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<description>Saale mujh se mehnat karwaye ga ki khud hi thapad mar lega? Mujhe taras bhi nahi aata tujh jaise logon pe</description>
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<description>A new born baby has more intensity than you. You jerk. Computer screen se nikal ke kacha chaba jaunga mien tujhe.</description>
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<description>Saale Vodafone ke ZooZoo's ki personality tujhse zyada strong hai.Computer screen se nikal ke kacha chaba jaunga mien tujhe.</description>
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<description>Saale 3 idiots ke Chatur Ramangilem bhi tujh se zyaada smart tha.You are a #BEEEEEP# and you will remain a #BEEEEP#.</description>
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<description>Saale #BEEEEEP#. Now don't cry poor baby. Go to your mummy and complain ki Raghu uncle ne mujhe gali di. Ohhh. Chooo Chweet. </description>
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<description>You #BEEEEEP#. Jis school mien tum padte ho, uska mien headmaster hoon.</description>


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